tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post3895992857616391495..comments2023-09-30T10:56:54.544-05:00Comments on Crisis of Infinite Monkeys: Ultimate Benjiman Street Fighting Presents: PigPen "The Humiliator" Diablo vs. Cap'n Todd "The Hacker" NeuroticCap'n Neurotichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15697751381139006839noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post-35746807843769282942007-05-17T14:06:00.000-05:002007-05-17T14:06:00.000-05:00First of all, if anyone gets to shoot you in the f...First of all, if anyone gets to shoot you in the face with a bazooka, it's going to be me; you're not depriving me of that pleasure, dagnabit!<BR/><BR/>Second of all, I think there's a bit of latent hostility directed towards me there which supports my "looking for an excuse to kick Todd's butt" theory of the night in question.<BR/><BR/>And finally, I think if we took a moment we could agree that we each of us makes the other feel like punching ourselves in the face in an endless loop; it's pretty much the foundation of our friendship.Cap'n Neurotichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15697751381139006839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post-80372917020839369222007-05-17T13:43:00.000-05:002007-05-17T13:43:00.000-05:00Oh contrare, mon frare..... or however you spell t...Oh contrare, mon frare..... or however you spell that. It is I who feel like that<BR/><BR/>Trying to deal with your neurotic paranoia on a day to day basis makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a bazooka! Where most people see just 'normal' behavior, your twisted mind fabricats some unseen, unpercieved lunacy which you then get obsessed over. Thus is a day in the life of everyone who lives with Capn Neurotic on Benjiman St.<BR/><BR/>Again..... I'm not the devil, I just play one in his blog! <BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>The Lovable PigpenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post-49729050769272719422007-05-17T13:25:00.000-05:002007-05-17T13:25:00.000-05:00I still maintain that if you really thought no goo...I still maintain that if you really thought no good would come of it, and were really looking out for my best interests, your best bet was throw the paper away yourself; and, if you were really trying to draft a plea for logic and reason, it should have been phrased in a "hey, man, I don't want to hurt you, maybe you should take it easy" sort of way -- not that it would have worked, I probably would have just been insulted even though it was the honest truth and still felt compelled to try to "prove" myself, but whatever. I mean, after having had to have put up with my psychotic tendencies day in and day out for close to a year now, you should have realized (a) that giving me a "choice" really gave me no choice at all.and (b) pleas for logic and reason are wasted on my neurotic mind.<BR/><BR/>No, my good friend and constant nemesis, while you did show great concern about my well-being there at the end, I do believe that there was a part of you hoping I'd take you up on the challenge so that you would get a chance to slap me around but still be able to play the "it's not my fault, he brought it on himself" card. <BR/><BR/>Of course, as usual, trying to argue against you is merely going to lead to me feeling like <A HREF="http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g228/Etoad75/punch.gif" REL="nofollow">this</A> so I'm not sure why I even bother.<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait: I'm a masochist who is compelled to pick fights I know I can't win, that's why.Cap'n Neurotichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15697751381139006839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post-45703593749823416382007-05-17T11:46:00.000-05:002007-05-17T11:46:00.000-05:00To tell or not to tell....... that is the question...To tell or not to tell....... that is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of....... well, ME! Decisions, decisions....... Well, for once your in luck Todd my friend. I will NOT divulge the in-appropriate statement that I made here in a family setting. I WILL, on the other hand, let everyone who wants to know that they can send me a message on MySpace (www.myspace.com/dubyamitchell) and I will reply with the joke (or jokes, I should say) that followed Todd's convulsions. <BR/><BR/>I would like to point out, in my defense, that it was NOT condescension I was displaying towards Todd when I offered that if he threw it away, we could call it even. It was a way out and a plea for logic and reason...... I now see that those were wasted, but at least I tried. The logic and reason was that I had wresteled from kindergarten thru my senior year of high school and probably could have wrestled on the college level if I had been so inclined...... Todd has had zero (unless you count what we watch on the UFC) wrestling experience. I knew no good would come of this......<BR/><BR/>My last note is that I asked Todd several times (while he stood at the sink racking his body with hacks, coughs and the occasional vomit) if he was OK, if he needed anything or if there was anything I could do..... all with genuine concern.<BR/><BR/>Like Todd said in one of his previous blogs...... I'm not the devil, I just play one in his blog. :) <BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>The Lovable PigpenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16582697.post-54320123168188027702007-05-17T08:49:00.000-05:002007-05-17T08:49:00.000-05:00I hate those new carpet fuzzies!! Although I have ...I <B>hate</B> those new carpet fuzzies!! Although I have never inhaled one, I have vacuumed up quite a few. Oh gosh, what a testament to my utter lack of a life...<BR/><BR/>Man, after reading that story, I SO wish I was a guy. We girls don't get to, as my kids say, "rassle" like you guys do. It seems to only be acceptable if there is Jell-O or mud involved and well, I have no desire whatsoever to dig foreign goo from...oh nevermind. I just wish I was a guy.Redneck Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13506685036989431733noreply@blogger.com