CAP'NS Anthem

Recently I received the following from Magic Pants and Cap'n Cluck as a MySpace bulletin; once again, I couldn't bear to let it fade away into the ether once the bulletin dropped off in a few weeks, so here for all to marvel and wonder at "The CAP'NS Anthem."

*sung to "I am a C-H"

We are the C
We are the C-A
We are the C-A-P-apostrophe-N-S
And we hate N-U-T-S in all
Of our F-O-O-D-S
And we will P-U-K-E
If we E-A-T N-U-T-S.