Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Have a Delightful Disaster Day!

I was going to wish Cap'n Disaster a happy birthday, but she beat me to the punch, posting the following bulletin on MySpace:

WOOO HOOOO I HAVE OFFICIAILLY TURNED 28!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN A DAY ALL ABOUT ME? I THINK WE SHOULD DECLARE JULY 12 A HOLIDAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?, I THINK IT SHOULD BE A LAW THAT YOU GET HOLIDAY PAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.


Hey, it's her birthday, and she'll shill if she wants to.

So, of course that got me thinking: what would such a holiday be called? "Center of the Universe Day" seems a bit clunky, so I think Disaster Day seems like the obvious winner obvious choice. But that leads to another question: how should one celebrate Disaster Day? Should one spend it finding disasters to manage? Or should one be forced to sing all day long? Is spending the whole day in quiet contemplation of the Disastrous One too much to ask? The only thing I know for sure is how the day has to end . . .

With everyone lying homeless, drunk in a ditch.

2 comments:

Too said...

How can there be no comment to this amazing and insightful blog? I'm deeply disturbed.

Cap'n Neurotic said...

Well, I'm sure everyone was just too busy celebrating Disaster Day to post a comment.

After all, it's kind of hard to have Internet access in a ditch.