I Should Save This For Movie Monday, But Just Had To Share Now

Last month I posted a review of The Chronicles of Narnia done by Howard "Schlock Mercenary" Tayler because I found it very insightful and informative; now I'm posting a link to his review of the new video-game based film Bloodrayne because it is scathingly funny as well as a reminder to all right thinking individuals to avoid giving any money to any Uwe Boll film at all costs. Have we learned nothing from the train wrecks that were House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark? Apparently not, because the man keeps making movies.

So, without further ado, please go read Howard Tayler's review of Bloodrayne